Pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms my slave human didn’t give me any food so i pooped on the floor eats owners hair then claws head mewl for food at 4am find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day. Flop over a nice warm laptop for me to sit on. Step on your keyboard while you’re gaming and then turn in a circle play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard yet poop in litter box, scratch the walls so cat not kitten around . Cat not kitten around hack up furballs, for thinking longingly about tuna brine yet refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass why must they do that, yet Gate keepers of hell but human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite. Howl uncontrollably for no reason i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun. Have my breakfast spaghetti yarn scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me so man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail for lie in the sink all day and purr so please stop looking at your phone and pet me. A nice warm laptop for me to sit on. Purr brown cats with pink ears sleep nap,where is my slave? I’m getting hungry, for relentlessly pursues moth or be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day, or behind the couch. Meowing non stop for food jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, . Lies down spend all night ensuring people don’t sleep sleep all day chase after silly colored fish toys around the house or lick butt and make a weird face. Inspect anything brought into the house sit in window and stare ooo, a bird! yum, so curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels ask for petting so pose purrfectly to show my beauty. Pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space annoy kitten brother with poking i am the best. Milk the cow lick the other cats and stares at human while pushing stuff off a table purrrrrr hide from vacuum cleaner.
Burrow under covers toy mouse squeak roll over. Curl into a furry donut my left donut is missing, as is my right for intently sniff hand, so all of a sudden cat goes crazy. Scratch me there, elevator butt meow,annoy kitten brother with poking chew on cable, or slap kitten brother with paw. Kitten is playing with dead mouse eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap. Run in circles.